Friday, October 31, 2008

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For the latest news and developments, go to www.thinkorswim.com >

Hello swimmers-

It may surprise you, but our developers are aware that there is a Presidential Election coming up. Thoroughly disappointed with their choices, they are considering diverting some of their genius to field a Programmer's Party candidate for the 2012 contest. Their platform? Swarthy, muscular men will be banned from beaches and nightclubs. Children will begin learning Java in first grade. And strict price controls will be placed on cheeseburgers and Red Bull. Scared yet? For the good of our country, we will keep them busy coding cool stuff.

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