Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans
“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”
So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.
So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.
ann coulter rocks
MSNBC EXCLUSIVE: FORT HOOD NEVER HAPPENED!
November 25, 2009
It's been weeks since eyewitnesses reported that Maj. Nidal Hasan shouted "Allahu akbar" before spraying Fort Hood with gunfire, killing 13 people.
Since then we also learned that Hasan gave a medical lecture on beheading infidels and pouring burning oil down their throats (unfortunately not covered under the Senate health care bill). Some wondered if perhaps a pattern was beginning to emerge but were promptly dismissed as racist cranks.
We also found out Hasan had business cards printed up with the jihadist abbreviation "SOA" for "Soldier of Allah." Was that enough to conclude that the shooting was an act of terrorism -- or does somebody around here need to take another cultural sensitivity class?
And we know that Hasan had contacted several jihadist Web sites and that he had been exchanging e-mails with a radical Islamic cleric in Yemen. The FBI learned that last December, but the rest of us only found out about it a week ago.
Is it still too soon to come to the conclusion that the Fort Hood shooting was an act of terrorism?
Alas, it is still too early to tell at MSNBC. For Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews -- at least two of whom would be severely punished under Shariah law -- the shooting of George Tiller was an act of terrorism, no question. The death of a census taker in Kentucky was also an act of terrorism. (We learned this week that it was a suicide/insurance scam.) But as to Maj. Hasan, the jury is still out -- and will be out for many, many years.
Actually, according to Keith, the Fort Hood massacre may not have happened at all. He has argued persuasively, on several occasions, that it is impossible, literally impossible, to commit mass murder at a military base.
Like many on the left, Keith loved to sneer at all terrorist plots allegedly foiled by the Bush administration. He was particularly contemptuous of the purported plan of six aspiring jihadists to sneak onto the Fort Dix army base and kill as many soldiers as they could.
On Nov. 11, 2008, he explained why the Fort Dix terrorist plot was a laughable fraud, saying the "morons" apparently didn't realize that "all the soldiers have these big guns."
Keith, the moron, apparently doesn't realize that on military bases on U.S. soil only MPs have guns. (Special authorization is required for soldiers to carry a firearm, which can be granted only in the case of a specific and credible threat against military personnel in that region. Thank you, Bill Clinton.)
Again on May 21 this year, Olbermann ridiculed the Fort Dix terror plot, pointing out that the six alleged terrorists seemed to be "forgetting that every man there was armed." (Curiously, even though ROTC was offered at the ag school Keith attended, he appears not to have investigated it.)
But it was not until Aug. 21 of this year that Olbermann hit upon the true reason for the Bush administration's hyping of this implausible terror plot. According to Keith -- and I'm not kidding -- it was to distract from Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius' announcement that her state had been unable to respond adequately to a tornado because Bush had diverted the National Guard to his crazy war in Iraq!
The Bush administration, you see, had revealed the arrest of the Fort Dix conspirators the day after Sebelius' world-reverberating bombshell about Kansas' decimated National Guard! Eureka!
This little theory of Keith's, adorable though it is, has problems apart from his insistence that it would be impossible to kill army personnel on "a closed compound full of trained soldiers with weapons." The other problem is Gov. Sebelius was full of crap.
First, Sebelius wasn't in much of a position to know how well Kansas responded to the tornado, inasmuch as she had been partying at New Orleans' Jazzfest the day after the tornado hit -- while Kansas Sen. Pat Roberts and both local congressmen were on the scene, helping the rescue efforts.
Second, the manager of the actual rescue team soon contradicted Sebelius, saying: "We have all the staff that we need and can manage at this time. If we had more people right now, it would just start being a cluster."
The Kansas National Guard had 352 Humvees, 72 dump trucks and more than 320 other trucks, which would seem to be sufficient for the town hit by the tornado, Greensburg, Kan., population 1,574. That's almost one National Guard truck for every two people. (This is the same tornado that Obama claimed had killed 10,000 people. He was off by 9,988.)
Third, it turned out that Gov. Sebelius had rejected offers of additional help from neighboring National Guard units.
Consequently, the day after her dramatic cri de coeur for more National Guard resources, Sebelius' office completely reversed course, telling The Associated Press that the rescue efforts were going "just fine."
What the governor had meant, her office explained, was that Kansas' National Guard might be stretched thin if, hypothetically, another natural disaster were to strike immediately after the tornado.
Keith, unfortunately, was unaware of Sebelius' humiliating about-face, as it was not carried on Daily Kos.
Last December, five of the Fort Dix plotters were found guilty by a federal jury of conspiring to kill American soldiers. The sixth had already pleaded guilty.
Still, compare the macho posturing of the Bush administration over thwarting the Fort Dix terror plot to the masterful handling of domestic terrorist plots since the angel Obama has taken the helm. Why, the Obama administration managed to capture and arrest Maj. Hasan without violating a single American's civil liberties!
COPYRIGHT 2009 ANN COULTER
DISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL UCLICK
1130 Walnut, Kansas City, MO 64106
November 25, 2009
It's been weeks since eyewitnesses reported that Maj. Nidal Hasan shouted "Allahu akbar" before spraying Fort Hood with gunfire, killing 13 people.
Since then we also learned that Hasan gave a medical lecture on beheading infidels and pouring burning oil down their throats (unfortunately not covered under the Senate health care bill). Some wondered if perhaps a pattern was beginning to emerge but were promptly dismissed as racist cranks.
We also found out Hasan had business cards printed up with the jihadist abbreviation "SOA" for "Soldier of Allah." Was that enough to conclude that the shooting was an act of terrorism -- or does somebody around here need to take another cultural sensitivity class?
And we know that Hasan had contacted several jihadist Web sites and that he had been exchanging e-mails with a radical Islamic cleric in Yemen. The FBI learned that last December, but the rest of us only found out about it a week ago.
Is it still too soon to come to the conclusion that the Fort Hood shooting was an act of terrorism?
Alas, it is still too early to tell at MSNBC. For Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews -- at least two of whom would be severely punished under Shariah law -- the shooting of George Tiller was an act of terrorism, no question. The death of a census taker in Kentucky was also an act of terrorism. (We learned this week that it was a suicide/insurance scam.) But as to Maj. Hasan, the jury is still out -- and will be out for many, many years.
Actually, according to Keith, the Fort Hood massacre may not have happened at all. He has argued persuasively, on several occasions, that it is impossible, literally impossible, to commit mass murder at a military base.
Like many on the left, Keith loved to sneer at all terrorist plots allegedly foiled by the Bush administration. He was particularly contemptuous of the purported plan of six aspiring jihadists to sneak onto the Fort Dix army base and kill as many soldiers as they could.
On Nov. 11, 2008, he explained why the Fort Dix terrorist plot was a laughable fraud, saying the "morons" apparently didn't realize that "all the soldiers have these big guns."
Keith, the moron, apparently doesn't realize that on military bases on U.S. soil only MPs have guns. (Special authorization is required for soldiers to carry a firearm, which can be granted only in the case of a specific and credible threat against military personnel in that region. Thank you, Bill Clinton.)
Again on May 21 this year, Olbermann ridiculed the Fort Dix terror plot, pointing out that the six alleged terrorists seemed to be "forgetting that every man there was armed." (Curiously, even though ROTC was offered at the ag school Keith attended, he appears not to have investigated it.)
But it was not until Aug. 21 of this year that Olbermann hit upon the true reason for the Bush administration's hyping of this implausible terror plot. According to Keith -- and I'm not kidding -- it was to distract from Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius' announcement that her state had been unable to respond adequately to a tornado because Bush had diverted the National Guard to his crazy war in Iraq!
The Bush administration, you see, had revealed the arrest of the Fort Dix conspirators the day after Sebelius' world-reverberating bombshell about Kansas' decimated National Guard! Eureka!
This little theory of Keith's, adorable though it is, has problems apart from his insistence that it would be impossible to kill army personnel on "a closed compound full of trained soldiers with weapons." The other problem is Gov. Sebelius was full of crap.
First, Sebelius wasn't in much of a position to know how well Kansas responded to the tornado, inasmuch as she had been partying at New Orleans' Jazzfest the day after the tornado hit -- while Kansas Sen. Pat Roberts and both local congressmen were on the scene, helping the rescue efforts.
Second, the manager of the actual rescue team soon contradicted Sebelius, saying: "We have all the staff that we need and can manage at this time. If we had more people right now, it would just start being a cluster."
The Kansas National Guard had 352 Humvees, 72 dump trucks and more than 320 other trucks, which would seem to be sufficient for the town hit by the tornado, Greensburg, Kan., population 1,574. That's almost one National Guard truck for every two people. (This is the same tornado that Obama claimed had killed 10,000 people. He was off by 9,988.)
Third, it turned out that Gov. Sebelius had rejected offers of additional help from neighboring National Guard units.
Consequently, the day after her dramatic cri de coeur for more National Guard resources, Sebelius' office completely reversed course, telling The Associated Press that the rescue efforts were going "just fine."
What the governor had meant, her office explained, was that Kansas' National Guard might be stretched thin if, hypothetically, another natural disaster were to strike immediately after the tornado.
Keith, unfortunately, was unaware of Sebelius' humiliating about-face, as it was not carried on Daily Kos.
Last December, five of the Fort Dix plotters were found guilty by a federal jury of conspiring to kill American soldiers. The sixth had already pleaded guilty.
Still, compare the macho posturing of the Bush administration over thwarting the Fort Dix terror plot to the masterful handling of domestic terrorist plots since the angel Obama has taken the helm. Why, the Obama administration managed to capture and arrest Maj. Hasan without violating a single American's civil liberties!
COPYRIGHT 2009 ANN COULTER
DISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL UCLICK
1130 Walnut, Kansas City, MO 64106
defense vs welfare obama and stupid commies
affoard? what governmetn agency does good job? right! none! and we don't want gov agency doing health care! simple! Obama is biggest defense spender, bigger than bush? Why isn't he being called worse than bush? Welfare is 2/3 of spending, stuff that is unconstitutional. Military also invents everything and yep keeps USA safe. Cut governmetn spending on welfare by half and still save more money that ALL money spent on defense. :) have a nice day
communism always fails awesome rant
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no regulation is why the banks failed
heycommy: no
heycommy: fake money
heycommy: creaed by government
commy77:
go to fla - you sould like an old man now
heycommy: well you could look at that as regulation
heycommy: I guess
heycommy: what i should like is not bothering me
heycommy: young stupid MTV people are why we have obama
heycommy: and hyperinflation and taxation and deficits
heycommy: and more war that bush
heycommy:
heycommy: mawsive unemployemnt
commy77:
so you should thank bin laden
heycommy: if communism worked it would have
commy77:
for bush
heycommy: capitalism is always the way out
heycommy: USA is most capitalist and most success
heycommy: why do we wants soviet system
heycommy: failed systems of past
heycommy: printing money has never worked
heycommy: in history
heycommy: wont work for obmama
heycommy: 10,000 DOW is same as 7000 under bush
heycommy: inflation is already that bad
commy77:
going to war works ?
commy77:
what did bush do for the last 8 yrs ?
commy77:
mispronounce stuff
commy77:
for 7 he follow what cheney said
heycommy: bush economy was awesome
heycommy: kept usa safe
commy77:
this is why china has all our money now ?
heycommy: housing buble cmpletely due to fed nd governmetn bullshti with fake money and clinton madate that all should have house, even thos ehwo cant pay car payment
heycommy: so boom
commy77:
and india has all our jobs ?
heycommy: bush kept usa safe 8 years
heycommy: freed 2 coutnries
heycommy: i dont get how a liberator liek bush gets no nobel prise
heycommy: yet obama get nobel prise for doign nothing
heycommy: amazing hypcracy
heycommy: bush free two antions from tyranny
commy77:
he and cheney got a prize - they just have to leave the country to get
heycommy: yet i hear this yapping that all the desctruction of obama
heycommy: all the 4x the bailouts obama did since bush
commy77:
they cant/wont leave - they know they sucked
heycommy: when he coulda stopped all bailouts
heycommy: all thsi stuff si somehow amrkets fault lol
heycommy: market is lean n mean
heycommy: only governmetn can wak oout fake money without producting anything
heycommy: keynesian eocnoics is bunk
heycommy: cmmmunism fails 1005
commy77:
yep and the job market
commy77:
jobs are lean and mean now
heycommy: and austrain school of eoncomics which predicted this housing bomb is right
heycommy: and when people stop wathcing nutjobs liek jon stewart who regularly says the most insane things
heycommy: and get to reailty
heycommy: we get that obama chimpy idiot cant spend money he doesnt have
heycommy: he does same as fed
commy77:
jon stewart is on the commy channel - lol
heycommy: creaes money never produced for
heycommy: and that means inflation
heycommy: no jobs
heycommy: higher taxes so les business
commy77:
where you get the same content for fnc
heycommy: less production
heycommy: its very simple
heycommy: capitalism
heycommy: works
heycommy: communism fails
commy77:
market is lean - so are jobs
heycommy: mccain would have ben a better president because he would have taxed an spent less
heycommy: less governmetn photocopying money
commy77:
he wanted to go to war with russia
heycommy: that alone would rebuild the economy
commy77:
u see his knee jerk reaction to russia
heycommy: you simply cant put 1000 dollars on photocopier liek fed and obama do and hit give me 60million copies
heycommy: and act liek nothing happened and now we have production
heycommy: doesnt work
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commy77:
where you get the same content for fnc
heycommy: less production
heycommy: its very simple
heycommy: capitalism
heycommy: works
heycommy: communism fails
commy77:
market is lean - so are jobs
heycommy: mccain would have ben a better president because he would have taxed an spent less
heycommy: less governmetn photocopying money
commy77:
he wanted to go to war with russia
heycommy: that alone would rebuild the economy
commy77:
u see his knee jerk reaction to russia
heycommy: you simply cant put 1000 dollars on photocopier liek fed and obama do and hit give me 60million copies
heycommy: and act liek nothing happened and now we have production
heycommy: doesnt work
commy77:
go work for orly taitz dot com
heycommy: I want to work for blackwater
commy77:
and get shot
heycommy: number of blackwaer protected diplomats killed: 0
heycommy: nice record
heycommy: I would vote for cheney for president is a second
heycommy: 1 second flat
heycommy: no hesitation
heycommy: I would vote for newt gigrigh
heycommy: and mitt romney
heycommy: repubs fucked up by not putting mitt up last time
commy77:
huckadoodle ?
heycommy: mitt would talked cicles around chimpy
commy77:
anyway - pats suck
heycommy: lol
heycommy: well are you guna be happier if sainta ro colts or vikings win?
heycommy: Saints Colts or Vikings
commy77:
u want refs to call game more -- that is regulation ?
heycommy: playing by the rules is good
commy77:
vikes are nfc
heycommy: but enforcing the rules equally is important
commy77:
funny guy
heycommy: regulation is good when dealing with money sicne it is limited governmetn power, only governmetn can make money
heycommy: so yes
heycommy: you need very strict rules
heycommy: otehrwise people counterfiet money
heycommy: problem si when you get fed and governmetn doing it
commy77:
strict rules but capitalistic ?
heycommy: not some guy in his basement
heycommy: capitalism embraces law contract and property
heycommy: fair play
heycommy: just not looting
heycommy: and counterfieting
heycommy: banks are semi government agencies
heycommy: fractional reserve banking is government
heycommy: fed is government
commy77:
more talking out your a--
commy77:
just like the pats talk
heycommy: simple to me
heycommy: basics
heycommy: to me
heycommy: dont blame market for shady government
heycommy: abuses
heycommy: and tell obama to bring troops home
heycommy: and build wind and soalr clean energy
heycommy: be a cgood commy
heycommy: be a godo commy if guna be commy
commy77
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commy77:
no regulation is why the banks failed
heycommy: no
heycommy: fake money
heycommy: creaed by government
commy77:
go to fla - you sould like an old man now
heycommy: well you could look at that as regulation
heycommy: I guess
heycommy: what i should like is not bothering me
heycommy: young stupid MTV people are why we have obama
heycommy: and hyperinflation and taxation and deficits
heycommy: and more war that bush
heycommy:
heycommy: mawsive unemployemnt
commy77:
so you should thank bin laden
heycommy: if communism worked it would have
commy77:
for bush
heycommy: capitalism is always the way out
heycommy: USA is most capitalist and most success
heycommy: why do we wants soviet system
heycommy: failed systems of past
heycommy: printing money has never worked
heycommy: in history
heycommy: wont work for obmama
heycommy: 10,000 DOW is same as 7000 under bush
heycommy: inflation is already that bad
commy77:
going to war works ?
commy77:
what did bush do for the last 8 yrs ?
commy77:
mispronounce stuff
commy77:
for 7 he follow what cheney said
heycommy: bush economy was awesome
heycommy: kept usa safe
commy77:
this is why china has all our money now ?
heycommy: housing buble cmpletely due to fed nd governmetn bullshti with fake money and clinton madate that all should have house, even thos ehwo cant pay car payment
heycommy: so boom
commy77:
and india has all our jobs ?
heycommy: bush kept usa safe 8 years
heycommy: freed 2 coutnries
heycommy: i dont get how a liberator liek bush gets no nobel prise
heycommy: yet obama get nobel prise for doign nothing
heycommy: amazing hypcracy
heycommy: bush free two antions from tyranny
commy77:
he and cheney got a prize - they just have to leave the country to get
heycommy: yet i hear this yapping that all the desctruction of obama
heycommy: all the 4x the bailouts obama did since bush
commy77:
they cant/wont leave - they know they sucked
heycommy: when he coulda stopped all bailouts
heycommy: all thsi stuff si somehow amrkets fault lol
heycommy: market is lean n mean
heycommy: only governmetn can wak oout fake money without producting anything
heycommy: keynesian eocnoics is bunk
heycommy: cmmmunism fails 1005
commy77:
yep and the job market
commy77:
jobs are lean and mean now
heycommy: and austrain school of eoncomics which predicted this housing bomb is right
heycommy: and when people stop wathcing nutjobs liek jon stewart who regularly says the most insane things
heycommy: and get to reailty
heycommy: we get that obama chimpy idiot cant spend money he doesnt have
heycommy: he does same as fed
commy77:
jon stewart is on the commy channel - lol
heycommy: creaes money never produced for
heycommy: and that means inflation
heycommy: no jobs
heycommy: higher taxes so les business
commy77:
where you get the same content for fnc
heycommy: less production
heycommy: its very simple
heycommy: capitalism
heycommy: works
heycommy: communism fails
commy77:
market is lean - so are jobs
heycommy: mccain would have ben a better president because he would have taxed an spent less
heycommy: less governmetn photocopying money
commy77:
he wanted to go to war with russia
heycommy: that alone would rebuild the economy
commy77:
u see his knee jerk reaction to russia
heycommy: you simply cant put 1000 dollars on photocopier liek fed and obama do and hit give me 60million copies
heycommy: and act liek nothing happened and now we have production
heycommy: doesnt work
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commy77:
where you get the same content for fnc
heycommy: less production
heycommy: its very simple
heycommy: capitalism
heycommy: works
heycommy: communism fails
commy77:
market is lean - so are jobs
heycommy: mccain would have ben a better president because he would have taxed an spent less
heycommy: less governmetn photocopying money
commy77:
he wanted to go to war with russia
heycommy: that alone would rebuild the economy
commy77:
u see his knee jerk reaction to russia
heycommy: you simply cant put 1000 dollars on photocopier liek fed and obama do and hit give me 60million copies
heycommy: and act liek nothing happened and now we have production
heycommy: doesnt work
commy77:
go work for orly taitz dot com
heycommy: I want to work for blackwater
commy77:
and get shot
heycommy: number of blackwaer protected diplomats killed: 0
heycommy: nice record
heycommy: I would vote for cheney for president is a second
heycommy: 1 second flat
heycommy: no hesitation
heycommy: I would vote for newt gigrigh
heycommy: and mitt romney
heycommy: repubs fucked up by not putting mitt up last time
commy77:
huckadoodle ?
heycommy: mitt would talked cicles around chimpy
commy77:
anyway - pats suck
heycommy: lol
heycommy: well are you guna be happier if sainta ro colts or vikings win?
heycommy: Saints Colts or Vikings
commy77:
u want refs to call game more -- that is regulation ?
heycommy: playing by the rules is good
commy77:
vikes are nfc
heycommy: but enforcing the rules equally is important
commy77:
funny guy
heycommy: regulation is good when dealing with money sicne it is limited governmetn power, only governmetn can make money
heycommy: so yes
heycommy: you need very strict rules
heycommy: otehrwise people counterfiet money
heycommy: problem si when you get fed and governmetn doing it
commy77:
strict rules but capitalistic ?
heycommy: not some guy in his basement
heycommy: capitalism embraces law contract and property
heycommy: fair play
heycommy: just not looting
heycommy: and counterfieting
heycommy: banks are semi government agencies
heycommy: fractional reserve banking is government
heycommy: fed is government
commy77:
more talking out your a--
commy77:
just like the pats talk
heycommy: simple to me
heycommy: basics
heycommy: to me
heycommy: dont blame market for shady government
heycommy: abuses
heycommy: and tell obama to bring troops home
heycommy: and build wind and soalr clean energy
heycommy: be a cgood commy
heycommy: be a godo commy if guna be commy
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