comedy rant about how SAN ZFS virtualization are scams and better off with software raid on a backblaze pod and software load balancing to name based virtual hosts and SSI SSL if needed

(10:36:42 AM) heycomedy: boycotting might not work!! (10:36:53 AM) neo_bi_rex: nice (10:37:03 AM) heycomedy: too much beiber out there! (10:37:20 AM) heycomedy: rm -rf /beiber* (10:37:29 AM) heycomedy: rm -rf /kobe* (10:37:39 AM) heycomedy: rm -rf /lebronda* (10:39:27 AM) heycomedy: led-s all over now when I am driving to work (10:39:34 AM) heycomedy: esp audi (10:41:49 AM) neo_bi_rex: yeah audi is kinda the pioneer of the led headlights (10:42:07 AM) heycomedy: one had lil arched eyebrow look (10:42:12 AM) heycomedy: lol (10:42:25 AM) neo_bi_rex: like a unibrow? (10:42:25 AM) neo_bi_rex: lol (10:42:48 AM) heycomedy: like seagull (10:56:31 AM) heycomedy: netappp!! (10:59:28 AM) neo_bi_rex: APPS! (10:59:30 AM) neo_bi_rex: ON THE NET! (11:03:05 AM) heycomedy: harder to use the linux softraid (11:03:12 AM) heycomedy: than (11:03:18 AM) heycomedy: webex! (11:03:26 AM) heycomedy: get java 7! (11:03:29 AM) heycomedy: lol (11:03:31 AM) heycomedy: chaos (11:04:27 AM) neo_bi_rex: ya but linux softraid is local disk (11:04:32 AM) neo_bi_rex: doesn't really do the same thing (11:06:26 AM) heycomedy: what do you think netapp is inside? (11:06:28 AM) heycomedy: but softriad (11:07:24 AM) neo_bi_rex: not regular softraid tho (11:07:34 AM) neo_bi_rex: i'm sure if you could duplicate it everyone and their mother would (11:07:43 AM) neo_bi_rex: not to mention deduplication (11:07:45 AM) neo_bi_rex: and thin provisioning (11:07:54 AM) neo_bi_rex: not really things you can do with linux softraid (11:08:47 AM) heycomedy: obvouisly (11:08:53 AM) neo_bi_rex: that's not to mention all the other little things (11:09:01 AM) neo_bi_rex: so how does it compare? (11:25:45 AM) heycomedy: netapp is good learning how to manage (11:25:51 AM) heycomedy: mogileFS!!! for the win!! (11:39:58 AM) heycomedy: simplicity (11:40:06 AM) heycomedy: DBA not making mess (11:40:12 AM) heycomedy: making dev db small so just for dev (11:40:17 AM) heycomedy: be smarer (11:40:19 AM) heycomedy: smarter (11:40:30 AM) heycomedy: and lvm snapshots huge compared to mysql dump | pgipz2 (11:40:37 AM) heycomedy: so if sapce is problem, which it is here (11:40:43 AM) heycomedy: better to optimize for space not time (11:40:49 AM) heycomedy: people too hung up on snapshots (11:41:03 AM) heycomedy: like enterprise mentality idiots (11:41:11 AM) heycomedy: if its not snapshots zfs and dedup its no good (11:41:13 AM) heycomedy: fuckign foolls (11:41:24 AM) heycomedy: introduce insane compleity thats not that impressive (11:41:29 AM) heycomedy: when u can optimize for sapce instead (11:41:34 AM) heycomedy: Im not impressed at all (11:41:40 AM) heycomedy: yet wingnuts thnk its snazzy (11:41:44 AM) heycomedy: same as zfs and snapshot (11:41:45 AM) heycomedy: zzz (12:28:53 PM) heycomedy: http://blog.backblaze.com/2011/07/20/petabytes-on-a-budget-v2-0revealing-more-secrets/ (12:28:55 PM) heycomedy: STAR TERK (12:29:05 PM) heycomedy: TREK EVEN (12:29:11 PM) heycomedy: enterprise bullshti artists!!! (12:29:21 PM) heycomedy: end SAN and virtualization!! (12:29:23 PM) heycomedy: end the fed!!! (12:29:27 PM) heycomedy: end the IRS!! (12:32:00 PM) heycomedy: ww.fairtax.org!! (12:32:06 PM) heycomedy: www.fairtax.org (12:32:12 PM) heycomedy: tax consumption not production (12:32:13 PM) heycomedy: !!! (12:33:27 PM) heycomedy: http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/ruby/ (12:35:21 PM) heycomedy: file server!!!! (12:35:24 PM) heycomedy: files!!!1 (12:35:30 PM) heycomedy: ata over ethernet!!! (12:35:42 PM) heycomedy: childs play (12:35:58 PM) heycomedy: redo everything in c!!! (12:36:01 PM) heycomedy: k+R!!