Sunday, February 15, 2009

girls have to put a fight up mentally

her: step 1 - fake being liberal, sensitive
man - but never cry
me: Im guna hit on elaine for fun
her: step 2 - massage feet
me: oow
me: massage is good
her: step 3 - pull back a little
me: hm im not doing that very well
me: you dumped em and I called ya
me: me
me: lol
her: you did it pretty well with me...when
you were after me
her: you technically im'ed me...lol
her: step 4 - reel her in. Think of women
like fish. They have to have bait and then play a bit
to tire them out so they don't fight as hard. Reel
them in too fast and the line will break & they get
away. Reel to slow and they will work free...it is a
big tug of war.
me: lol
me: yeah!!
me: so pull back when they want some more
me: hmm
me: its so sick
me: I like it
her: It isn't sick - it is a fun game called
life.
me: yeah!!
me: I saw ucla young girl while getting a cookie
me: gio goes you cant get her ever
her: and did you talk to her
me: I was liek huh?
me: no
her: why no?
me: gio was being a homo
me: and him n andrea started arguingin italian
her: it isn't about gio...it is about
flexing the flirt muscle.
me: gio acts liek Im below him
me: kick himin nuts
her: gio is an idiot!
me: yep the flirt muscle!
her: he thinks he is cool, but when is the
last time a woman gave anything for him - a thought, a
care, anything???
me: hmm
her: right!
me: I also saw hot older one at grocery store
me: Im flirt coward now
her: and did you talk to her
me: its horrible
her: just talk to them - say, boy it sure is
hot out.
me: lol
her: or hot enough for you?
her: it is just about starting the
conversation. if she is interested, she will keep it
going.
me: hm
her: if not, it just looks like you're a
friendly guy
me: fishing?
me: sounds ez enuf
her: you gotta cast your line...
her: it is eazy

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