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The slow agonizing death of the Donkey Party - best I've written (Rise and rapid decline of the Dumpocraps)
Date: 2009-07-18, 2:47PM PDT
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The Real Truth:

The deep drought afflicting the whole schtick behind the ObamaPig Mouse Circus continues, parching the Sunday Morning Barking Heads Savannah into a few, dingy mudholes where the enervated survivors wallow in their own poo and pine for the God Head Obama Campaign.

The headwaters of the ObamaPig Mouse Circus has always been putting a bunch of Libpervertss in a jar, shaking ‘em up and watching them fight over who is more of a swine sucking socialist than whom.

Then having a bunch of MSNBC Libpervertss pundits on to talk about it.

Problem is the public, in record numbers, are getting sick of the Dumpocraps socialist agenda and money wringing. They are also:

Sick of their message.

Sick of their leadership.

Sick to death of their fucking trillion dollar, money grubbing deficits.

Sick of putting their children and grand children in debt.

So the Barking Heads are left to try to drum up business with:

A. The Obama God Head reintroducing himself by teleprompter to the limelight with his Nazi-gate “appeasement” catastrophe in much the same way a piano defenestrated from the Burj Dubai would be “reintroduced” to the earth below.

B. Senator Reid, still gamely trying to prove to The Base that he is Obama God Head’s complete bitch, scurrying to catch said piano full in the face.

C. Nancy Pelosi – perspiring like Nixon in a sweat lodge – desperately struggling to hang on by explaining that (I am not kidding) the CIA are the REAL bad guys. Because she didn’t want anyone to know that she agreed with waterboarding until she had more power and that now she could fix everything with tax increases and more illegal alien voters.

D. Pundits reduced to acting shocked that Obama God Head says breathtakingly reckless, stupid and anti-American things…despite the fact that Obama’s entire adult life – has been an almost unbroken string of consistent radical, left wing, socialist, racist and hypocritical polemics.


So what is Changing?

America.

In the space of the last few months, millions of Americans are beginning to understand the subject of Iraq. The verdict is now becoming that Iraq was the new front against Islamic terrorism and that we're leaving to fight others in Afghanistan and probably Iran.

(Or, to paraphrase the old joke about the gold-digger, we have already determined what sort of nation we are. Now we’re just negotiating the price.)

And effects of this shift in the American mind are slowly but inexorably begun to show up at the ObamaPig Mouse Circus.

Because for the last five years, the Iraqi war has been the rocket fuel of the Dumpocraps; it powered all things, forgave all fascist excesses, and put the barbarous glint in the eye and the berserk rhetoric into the mouths of every left wingnut apologist from the abortion clinic to the gay bar to the anchor desk at the MSNBC whorehouse.

So quite aside from moral, fiscal and security considerations, America turning on Obama God Head’s “economic justice” mind fuck means that the socialist fags and thieves like Barney Frank and Chris Dodd who occupy the dumpocrap leadership are being deprived of their ability to use American money earned by the hard working people as bribes for votes behind which they they can cower while they snipe at their critics.

Increasingly, Dumpocrap politicians can no longer walk up to a microphone, say plain crazy shit or make ridiculous promises, then invoke the socialist lie of equality for all, and walk away without getting slammed.

Increasingly, Dumpocraps are trying to find ways to run like hell away from Obama God Head. He is becoming increasingly irrelevant in the heartland that elected him and in state after state the Basketball Chief who can’t even throw a baseball is losing the luster behind the treleprompter.

Problem is, there is this great, drooling beast squatting right at the heart of the Dumpocraps called “The Base” who were promised by their President “good wars in Afghanistan, free health insurance for the illegal alien voters, taxes to punish the rich who create jobs, and mountains of money for brown people.

They were promised a permanent libperv majority where they could loudly hate Dirty Fucking Conservatives, uppity white men, and Christians in peace.

They were promised the kingdoms of the Earth -- an empire of plenty all gift-wrapped up in the United Nations flag.

But most importantly, they were solemnly promised that they would never again have their sodden delusions troubled by the harsh glare of Reality’s early light. And they will tear the fucking Temple down before they let the Party they now completely dominate renege on that promise.

Obama the Libperv mules are the drunken Daddy and delusional Mommy of the Dumpocraps and back just a couple of months when it was open season on conservatives, the rest of the Party was cool with that arrangement.

Back then, the Dumpocraps went all-in with Obama God Head, and they have spent the last six months smirkingly celebrating his treasons, laughing and applauding every time he wiped his ass with the Constitution, and loudly screaming “Change!” at anyone who whispered anything remotely critical of their beloved Obama God Head.

They cheered as he lost whole cities to waste, filth and hopelessness and is ruining a whole nation.

They hooted as he looted the treasury and crippled the military.

When Obama God Head’s MSNBC Communisim bestrode the Earth, Dumpocraps giddily sided with him on all things, following him eagerly below decks and laughing as he welded the door shut behind them.

But now events are slowly sandblasting the Bidenesque Scales from their eyes, and now the True Obama – the Obama we Dirty Fucking conservatives have always seen clearly and have always loudly opposed – is finally coming into focus.

Obama the idiot. Won’t let his grades be seen.

Obama the sadist. Will allow countless people down into the depths of a depression so he can control even their very health with his own system of death dealing socialized medicine.

The peevish, spoiled, irresponsible, dimwit Obama. A guy who can’t talk without a teleprompter or answer a question that hasn’t been planted in the audience.

Obama the sociopath. Who sides with Chavez rather than his own nation (if America even is his nation).

Obama the narcissist who has always been interested only in himself: his goals, his personal legacy and comfort. Even to the point of calling his own grandmother (who raised him) a racist. While his fucking Daddy pumped and ran on his hippy mother.

Obama the spoiled dauphin, whose life has been a saga of race baiting and socialist theories and affirmative action, while other people do his work and give him houses. while he uses his race and lies and his inveterate and slowly dying blame it on Bush strategy to glide away from the consequences of his crimes and catastrophes.

The Obama GodHead is so deep in his fuehrer-in-the-bunker political cups that –– his White House actually thought that the spectacle of the President of the United States…bowing to a Saudi King and apologizing for America’s heroic acts throughout the world as though they were the machinations of an imperialist power – all the while knowing that Americans have laid down their lives in places a far flung as New Guinea and Kabul to help others gain freedom…in order to score the filthiest kind of Emanuelian political points against President Bush …was “clever”.

Obama -- as the inimitable Buchanan writes – is the “Socialist in the Basement”

That “phenomenon” is that of Fascist Hitlerian creating myths about rich Jews and Industrialists who must be controlled for the masses which he won’t touch with his mulatto hand..

It's a savage—almost always a savage (with no real understanding of the nation he has mistakenly been elected to lead —who regularly and sometimes entertainingly acts out in traitorous ways. Our own Chavista who looks like a gentleman I shall refer to as “Mr. O”.
…
Because by the end of this year the results of Obama God head will have been the demolition of the Dumpocraps and ever-increasing numbers of voters driving Neo-Liberalism to the toxic waste facility and abandoned it like a pillowcase full of leaky car batteries.

Or as Our Lady of the Magic Dolphin put it in the Wall Street Journal:

"The moment when the party could have broken, on principle, with the administration – over the thinking behind and the carrying out of the over stimulation and Cap and Trade, over immigration, spending and the size of government – has passed. What months ago would have been honorable and wise will now look craven. They're stuck.

"Mr. Obma has squandered the hard-built paternity of Roosevelt. But so has the party, and so have its leaders. If they had pushed away for serious reasons, they could have separated the party's fortunes from the president's. This would have left a painfully broken party, but they wouldn't be left with a ruined nation. They are marketers, not thinkers. Not serious about policy. Not serious about ideas. And not serious about leadership, only followership."

It was only yesterday that blind, simpering fealty to the ravings of the Dear Leader and pandering like mad to the degenerate fantasies of the Pig People ...

-- that being of absolutely one mind with the scum of the Earth --

was the litmus test of Dumpocratism – abortion, illegal alien voters and godlessness.

Now it is an anchor tied around their throats.

Now...

...it's too late to lose
the weight you used to need
to throw around.

So have a good drown,
as you go down,
all alone.



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